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Offline muman613

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Re: US pastor calls yoga demonic
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2010, 12:21:48 PM »
Quote from: Iron Greek on October 20, 2010, 03:42:34 AM
Wemon that practice yoga are wonderful in bed!

I think that it is called tantric sex, or something like that...

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Re: US pastor calls yoga demonic
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2010, 12:27:10 PM »
Quote from: muman613 on October 20, 2010, 12:21:48 PM
Quote from: Iron Greek on October 20, 2010, 03:42:34 AM
Wemon that practice yoga are wonderful in bed!

I think that it is called tantric sex, or something like that...



Yes you are correct it's called Tantra but it is a form of Yoga
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Re: US pastor calls yoga demonic
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2010, 01:15:06 PM »
Seems idiotic. Yoga is a very healthy thing to do for your flexibility.
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Re: US pastor calls yoga demonic
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2010, 03:06:11 PM »
Re:  "Seems idiotic. Yoga is a very healthy thing to do for your flexibility. "

See!  That's how "the demons" sneak right on in!

Kind of like drinking anti-freeze:  It has a very sweet taste like sugar!  And then.....

But your friends and family all notice that "something" about you has changed!

There's something slightly "demonic" about your smile ... your laugh ... even the way you part your hair!

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Re: US pastor calls yoga demonic
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2010, 03:11:19 PM »
Re:  "Wemon that practice yoga are wonderful in bed! "

In BED!

What do you mean "IN BED"!

How are they ever gonna' get their kitchen work and cleaning done if they are "in bed"?

Most ridiculous thing I ever heard!
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