Two Muslims renounce Islam and make a bet to see which one can best assimilate and embrace American culture. They agree to meet in a year and settle the bet.
A year passes by and finally they meet.
The first one says: "My wife is at home baking an apple pie, and I'm on my way to pick up some beer and hot dogs for the barbeque we're having later. How about you ?"
The second one replies: "F*#k you, towelhead."
Topic: A JOKE ABOUT EX-MOOZIES ASSIMILATING (Read 3678 times)