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newman

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"my name be Titus, mmm hmm"
« on: August 07, 2007, 01:40:45 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh:

Another Classic Chaim / affirmative action encounter. All you NY people must have similar stories.
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Offline Shoshana

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Re: "my name be Titus, mmm hmm"
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2007, 01:43:28 AM »
Haha Yes I was laughing my butt off at that story! :D
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Re: "my name be Titus, mmm hmm"
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2007, 06:10:53 AM »
I can't find it. Where's the link?
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Re: "my name be Titus, mmm hmm"
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2007, 06:15:02 AM »
Quote from: Masha on August 07, 2007, 06:10:53 AM
I can't find it. Where's the link?

Go to the JTF.org main page and scroll down to the 'ask Jtf' media player or real player icons.
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Re: "my name be Titus, mmm hmm"
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2007, 06:19:30 AM »
Quote from: newman on August 07, 2007, 06:15:02 AM
Quote from: Masha on August 07, 2007, 06:10:53 AM
I can't find it. Where's the link?

Go to the JTF.org main page and scroll down to the 'ask Jtf' media player or real player icons.

Oh, was that "Ask JTF"? I missed it somehow. Maybe it was at the very end. I listened to almost the whole thing, except for thhe very end.
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Re: "my name be Titus, mmm hmm"
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2007, 08:33:28 AM »
My cat's name is Titus... Cats are a lot like black people in that their lazy, need handouts to survive and never give you gratitude for it. Although they do clean themselves and go to the bathroom in the same spot, making them more civilized than the average housing project drek..  ;D
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Re: "my name be Titus, mmm hmm"
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2007, 09:02:22 AM »
Quote from: thunderbolt on August 07, 2007, 08:33:28 AM
My cat's name is Titus... Cats are a lot like black people in that their lazy, need handouts to survive and never give you gratitude for it. Although they do clean themselves and go to the bathroom in the same spot, making them more civilized than the average housing project drek..  ;D

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I've got a huge ginger Tom and he is most affectionate. I'd consider him a finer 'human being' than 90% of schvartzas and 99.9% of arabs.
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Re: "my name be Titus, mmm hmm"
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2007, 09:10:28 AM »
Quote from: newman link=topic=7577.msg66081#msg66081 date=
Quote from: thunderbolt link=topic=7577.msg66074#msg66074 date=
My cat's name is Titus... Cats are a lot like black people in that their lazy, need handouts to survive and never give you gratitude for it. Although they do clean themselves and go to the bathroom in the same spot, making them more civilized than the average housing project drek..  ;D

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I've got a huge ginger Tom and he is most affectionate. I'd consider him a finer 'human being' than 90% of schvartzas and 99.9% of arabs.

I also have two cats and must agree.  Don't forget, cats will chase and kill rats and mice, not ignore and live amongst them.
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Re: "my name be Titus, mmm hmm"
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2007, 08:00:26 PM »
Yes, it was hilarious.
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Re: "my name be Titus, mmm hmm"
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2007, 08:04:34 PM »
I talked to Titus also. I laughed when I heard Chaim talk about him.
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Re: "my name be Titus, mmm hmm"
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2007, 08:05:37 PM »
Boy, Titus sure gets around.
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Re: "my name be Titus, mmm hmm"
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2007, 08:29:26 PM »
Well, his namesake Titus was the Roman general who destroyed the Temple.

This Titus apparently destroys everything he touches.
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Re: "my name be Titus, mmm hmm"
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2007, 10:07:07 PM »
Quote from: judeanoncapta on August 07, 2007, 08:29:26 PM
Well, his namesake Titus was the Roman general who destroyed the Temple.

This Titus apparently destroys everything he touches.

My late Father was an engineer and a superlative production manager. He used to call people like Titus 'pr*ck finger'.......because they f___ed everything they touched. :laugh: :laugh:

I got MY personality from Dad, so blame him, ;)
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