For the Jews: What is your 'secret job'?

[Ashkenazi]

A communist, zionist, a liberal that fiercly ecourages miscegenation between whites and black by molding and using the media, a strong promoter of open borders, multiculturalism, and equality and also according to the StørmFrønt croud us jews supposedly own all the slaughter houses in america in which we kidnap white gentile children to butcher and perform satanic blood rituals. All they left out was the part about me being a soviet agent and that I have a pool filled with with the blood of white gentiles that I enjoy relaxing in while reading the talmud and doing everything in my power to bring down the white race. 

[JewishTeddyBear]

All this reminds me of an old joke that most of you have probably heard. 
Reuben and Simon, who were old friends, were once riding on a train.  Reuben was reading a Jewish newspaper, while Simon was reading an antisemitic newspaper. 
Finally, Reuben couldn't stand it anymore, and said irritatingly to Simon, "Why in the world are you reading an antisemitic newspaper?  Have you lost your mind?"
To which Simon immediately replied, "Crazy?  No way.  When you read your Jewish newspaper, all that ever appears there is news from all over the world about how this or that group is oppressing/murdering Jews.  But when I read this antisemitic newspaper, I read how Jews control the monetary supply, the oil supply, the banks, all the world's governments....Frankly, I would rather read good news about us Jews for a change!"

[newman]

A communist, zionist, a liberal that fiercly ecourages miscegenation between whites and black by molding and using the media, a strong promoter of open borders, multiculturalism, and equality and also according to the StørmFrønt croud us jews supposedly own all the slaughter houses in america in which we kidnap white gentile children to butcher and perform satanic blood rituals. All they left out was the part about me being a soviet agent and that I have a pool filled with with the blood of white gentiles that I enjoy relaxing in while reading the talmud and doing everything in my power to bring down the white race. 

[ftf]

All this reminds me of an old joke that most of you have probably heard. 
Reuben and Simon, who were old friends, were once riding on a train.  Reuben was reading a Jewish newspaper, while Simon was reading an antisemitic newspaper. 
Finally, Reuben couldn't stand it anymore, and said irritatingly to Simon, "Why in the world are you reading an antisemitic newspaper?  Have you lost your mind?"
To which Simon immediately replied, "Crazy?  No way.  When you read your Jewish newspaper, all that ever appears there is news from all over the world about how this or that group is oppressing/murdering Jews.  But when I read this antisemitic newspaper, I read how Jews control the monetary supply, the oil supply, the banks, all the world's governments....Frankly, I would rather read good news about us Jews for a change!"

[Ehud]

All this reminds me of an old joke that most of you have probably heard. 
Reuben and Simon, who were old friends, were once riding on a train.  Reuben was reading a Jewish newspaper, while Simon was reading an antisemitic newspaper. 
Finally, Reuben couldn't stand it anymore, and said irritatingly to Simon, "Why in the world are you reading an antisemitic newspaper?  Have you lost your mind?"
To which Simon immediately replied, "Crazy?  No way.  When you read your Jewish newspaper, all that ever appears there is news from all over the world about how this or that group is oppressing/murdering Jews.  But when I read this antisemitic newspaper, I read how Jews control the monetary supply, the oil supply, the banks, all the world's governments....Frankly, I would rather read good news about us Jews for a change!"

I would try to outdo ftf's laughs but I'm too lazy.  That was seriously hilarious bro.  One of the funniest jokes I've heard in a long time.

[JewishTeddyBear]

yay!  somebody finally liked one of my posts! 

[Ehud]

I actually think your posts are very interesting and entertaining.  I'm glad you're on the forum, I didn't get a chance to meet you when you first came on.

[JewishTeddyBear]

Well, thank you very much.  I actually joined quite recently.  It is a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Jabotinsky.  Menachem Begin, Yitzchak Shamir, and Rabbi Kahane are not your only admirers!  Glad you survived your heart attack from 67 years ago.

[nikmatdam]

jabotinsky did not die of a heart attack he was murdered to make sure the slime would not lose power to a true lover of zion and a far better leader for the jewish people... sounds like someone else i once heard about... now who was that...? hmmm... i can't recall... anyone...? nik. satiracally out of his mind as usual... out... ketiva v'chatimah tova l'kulam... shana tova... n. 

[JewishTeddyBear]

nikmatam, did you know that you actually know who i am and i know who you are?  but just in case you wish to remain anonymous, all i will say here is that both you and your brother are two people we in the local Jewish community can feel proud of....now what is this about Jabtotinsky being murdered?  I started to read his biography, but it is like 1,000 pages long, so I only read like the first 100 pages or so.....and are you also implying that Rabbi Kahane was murdered by somebody other than that slimeball islamofascist el sayid nosair?

[Daniel]

Daniel, sorry, but I still have to disagree with you.  I may agree with you that SOME people who are for the bogus two-state solution MAY have good intentions, that, as the old saying goes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.  In other words, even if they mean well, their plan would be a disaster for Israel.  And the fact that they do not know this, makes me wonder if it is a matter of them not knowing what a disaster it would be, or if they really do know, but secretly want Israel destroyed.  Or maybe they themselves do not realize that they want Israel destroyed; maybe the whole thing is unconscious.  Nevertheless, the effects are the same.

I have to admit, that up to now, I could not really say that I have hated the liberals, thinking that they are merely misguided, and that if they knew better, they would not have the positions that they have.  However,  how much time should we give them to realize what is right?  How many times must they be wrong, which they always are, before they realize it?  Don't they have some responsibility for knowing the truth?  It is not like we live in some plastic bubble, where the truth  is not accessible.  If a person studies the Torah, or listens to talk radio, or studies the works of Rabbi Kahane, or Rabbi Daniel Lapin, or Dennis Prager, or Michael Medved, or Milton Freidman in a related realm, or a whole host of other great thinkers, the truth becomes crystal clear.  We do not live in a closed society, where the truth is suppressed.  Besides, when you get right down to it, all right-wing thinking really is, is plain old-fashioned common sense.

My father simply states that the only way to keep a Jewish majority in Israel is give up land, otherwise in another 20 years or so, the Arabs will become the majority. He doesn't believe in expelling the Arabs and sees no difference between that and Nazi germany and believes that if the Arabs become the majority, then the minority would be controlling the majority and that would be apartheid. My uncle says that "Israel has always chosen land over security." So he believes that retaining more land is actually harmful to Israel's security. I don't agree with their views the way I used to, but I certainly see and understand where they're coming from. They are very interested in seeing Israel survive and are very well educated in history and current events. So I don't see them as being ignorant or self-hating in anyway. I just personally think they're continuing to hold onto the idealism of the Oslo Accords and the peace process. I can definitely understand and identify since this is what I used to believe in up until 2000. The difference is is that I have lost faith in the peace process and they think that we still need to give it more time. I personally think it's idealistic, but no longer realistic to expect this. So that's why I changed my views.

[newman]

I'm sorry, Daniel.

But if your dad sees NO difference between the actions of nazi germany and Israel humanely relocating hostile arabs, he's morally vaccuous.

[HiWarp]

All this reminds me of an old joke that most of you have probably heard. 
Reuben and Simon, who were old friends, were once riding on a train.  Reuben was reading a Jewish newspaper, while Simon was reading an antisemitic newspaper. 
Finally, Reuben couldn't stand it anymore, and said irritatingly to Simon, "Why in the world are you reading an antisemitic newspaper?  Have you lost your mind?"
To which Simon immediately replied, "Crazy?  No way.  When you read your Jewish newspaper, all that ever appears there is news from all over the world about how this or that group is oppressing/murdering Jews.  But when I read this antisemitic newspaper, I read how Jews control the monetary supply, the oil supply, the banks, all the world's governments....Frankly, I would rather read good news about us Jews for a change!"

I would try to outdo ftf's laughs but I'm too lazy.  That was seriously hilarious bro.  One of the funniest jokes I've heard in a long time.

You're just not thinking mathematically.
 
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[nikmatdam]

ted... yes of course i know who you are... anon. works for me here as you never know what slime are watching... as for jabotinsky as for hertzl as well there was too much at stake for the coming state of israel to allow it to be put into the hands of true lovers of the land and of the jewish people... even secular ones... and so their deaths were arranged by weizman and ben gurion et al to look natural but they were poisoned... read "the vatican assassins" by eric jon phelps and you will understand... and yes rav meir was killed by bush sr. and the slime israeli power mongers who feared his eventual acclaim by the people of israel when the gulf war hit and israel was prevented from fighting back and also by these slime who knew what horror they were about to unleash upon us all with the advent of oslo... more later if you care to listen... nik. out...

[JewishTeddyBear]

to nikmadam, did you know that rabbi bulman is my second cousin?  his mother and my father were first cousins.  about eight years ago, i went to one of his pesach seders near ohr sameyach.  i sat inches from him.  such is my claim to fame.

as for the other things you are telling me, no offense, but i am not much of a conspiracy buff, so i will just have to assume that mainstream history books are correct.  of course, i do that with caution; i do not trust things written from a leftist perspective.  but if somebody is, say, a neo-conservative like a william bennet, or somebody on the israeli right like Menachem Begin or Rav Kahane, then i feel i can trust such a person to tell the truth.

to daniel, i hope that people do not start to attack your family as people, as i can tell that you have admirable affection for them.  yet i think that there is an error in their thinking, especially when they compare israel throwing out the moslems with what the nazis did to us. 

the two cases are completely different.  the Jews in Germany and Europe in general, were wonderful contributors to their respective countries.  remember, that is what we Jews are, the builders of humanity.  to throw us out, or worse, to murder us, is not only the epitome of evil, but a destroyer of civilization.

the islamofascists are exactly the opposite of us Jews.   we love life; they love death.  moslems worships death; their favorite and only hobby is murder.  there is an old talmudic expression that silence is agreement; to allow such murderous people as the islamofascists to live in one's society, is to give a nod of approval to those who hate life and love to murder. 

is it clear what i am saying?  throwing out or murdering Jews, or allowing islamofascists to live amongst a given society, are parallel activities, in that both give a nod of approval for murder, death, and destruction.  in contrast, to appreciate and value Jews, as america has thankfully done, or throwing out islamofascists from one's society, are, in turn, also parallel to each other, in that both are affirmations of the value of human life.

if what i am saying is not clear, it is not the fault of anybody reading this, but rather the fault of my defective writing.  these last few days around where i live have been super hot, and when it gets this way, i find it unbearable, and it is hard for me to think straight.

[Nic Brookes]

All this reminds me of an old joke that most of you have probably heard. 
Reuben and Simon, who were old friends, were once riding on a train.  Reuben was reading a Jewish newspaper, while Simon was reading an antisemitic newspaper. 
Finally, Reuben couldn't stand it anymore, and said irritatingly to Simon, "Why in the world are you reading an antisemitic newspaper?  Have you lost your mind?"
To which Simon immediately replied, "Crazy?  No way.  When you read your Jewish newspaper, all that ever appears there is news from all over the world about how this or that group is oppressing/murdering Jews.  But when I read this antisemitic newspaper, I read how Jews control the monetary supply, the oil supply, the banks, all the world's governments....Frankly, I would rather read good news about us Jews for a change!"

I would try to outdo ftf's laughs but I'm too lazy.  That was seriously hilarious bro.  One of the funniest jokes I've heard in a long time.

You're just not thinking mathematically.
 
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LOL!

[raiseyourfist]

that was a really good joke...

ill have to remember that one

[JewishTeddyBear]

Thank you.  Of course, I am not clever enough to have made it up.  It is one of those jokes that I first heard long ago that gets circulated often enough that I am able to remember it.

[nikmatdam]

tedeth... rabbi bulman was a great, great man... and a tremendous influence upon my judaism and my life... he was the best tenach and hashkafa teacher i've ever known... i knew there was a reason i liked you...

as to your other comment... look... menachem begin and meir kahane do not write or report on what you read and hear which passes for the news... you as most jews everywhere are being led around by the nose and told what to believe and it is all being done so very subtly that you don't even realize that you are being manipulated... and so if there is any one, single message i wish to convey to you all it is this...

FREE YOUR MINDS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE... again... FREE YOUR MINDS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE... nik. out... 

[dawntreader]

Personally, I have complete and utter control over the Starship Enterprise. But that's in the future. But, that's ok since I have a time control device.

What can I say?

We Jews who participate in conspiracies are just uber, super men. The Aryans ain't got nothing on me baby!

LOL

[Daniel]

I'm sorry, Daniel.

But if your dad sees NO difference between the actions of nazi germany and Israel humanely relocating hostile arabs, he's morally vaccuous.

He's not morally vaccuous just because his morals are different from yours, just morally different.

[newman]

I'm sorry, Daniel.

But if your dad sees NO difference between the actions of nazi germany and Israel humanely relocating hostile arabs, he's morally vaccuous.

He's not morally vaccuous just because his morals are different from yours, just morally different.

Different morals, I can handle.

But I repeat:"if your dad sees NO difference between the actions of nazi germany and Israel humanely relocating hostile arabs, he's morally vaccuous."

The problem is NOT a differing opinion , but the equating of nazi genocide of innocents with humane relocation of hostiles to their own countries.

[Daniel]

I'm sorry, Daniel.

But if your dad sees NO difference between the actions of nazi germany and Israel humanely relocating hostile arabs, he's morally vaccuous.

He's not morally vaccuous just because his morals are different from yours, just morally different.

Different morals, I can handle.

But I repeat:"if your dad sees NO difference between the actions of nazi germany and Israel humanely relocating hostile arabs, he's morally vaccuous."

The problem is NOT a differing opinion , but the equating of nazi genocide of innocents with humane relocation of hostiles to their own countries.

Nazi Germany initially wanted to expel all the Jews. This was also voiced by Mike Wallace in his interview with Kahane.

Anyway, I can see your pop raised you well.

[newman]

Different morals, I can handle.

But I repeat:"if your dad sees NO difference between the actions of nazi germany and Israel humanely relocating hostile arabs, he's morally vaccuous."

The problem is NOT a differing opinion , but the equating of nazi genocide of innocents with humane relocation of hostiles to their own countries.

Nazi Germany initially wanted to expel all the Jews. This was also voiced by Mike Wallace in his interview with Kahane.

Anyway, I can see your pop raised you well.

There's still NO comparison.

Did germany's Jews ever voive hostility the german sovereignty? commit acts of terrorism? murder germans? demand a Jewish state on german territory?

Sorry.....no cigar.

Moral vaccuousness, like I said.

BTW: At least my father taught ME right from wrong.

[Daniel]

Different morals, I can handle.

But I repeat:"if your dad sees NO difference between the actions of nazi germany and Israel humanely relocating hostile arabs, he's morally vaccuous."

The problem is NOT a differing opinion , but the equating of nazi genocide of innocents with humane relocation of hostiles to their own countries.

Nazi Germany initially wanted to expel all the Jews. This was also voiced by Mike Wallace in his interview with Kahane.

Anyway, I can see your pop raised you well.

There's still NO comparison.

Did germany's Jews ever voive hostility the german sovereignty? commit acts of terrorism? murder germans? demand a Jewish state on german territory?

Sorry.....no cigar.

Moral vaccuousness, like I said.

BTW: At least my father taught ME right from wrong.

You can disagree with him and say he's wrong. But don't say he's morally vacuos. This is my father you're talking about. So say he's wrong. But I'd appreciate it if you'd watch your [censored] mouth. If you're father taught you that there's only one right and one wrong, then he's the one who's morally vacuous and nazi-like!