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Title: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: newman on November 16, 2007, 02:25:16 AM
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Vito on November 16, 2007, 02:26:54 AM
Israel built a car, it's great! It stops on the dime! ........ Everytime it sees a dime, it stops and picks it up :::D
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Trumpeldor on November 16, 2007, 02:27:55 AM
#1 and #4 are hilarious!!!!
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Trumpeldor on November 16, 2007, 02:28:27 AM
Israel built a car, it's great! It stops on the dime! ........ Everytime it sees a dime, it stops and picks it up :::D

hehe.

You should say "It's stops on the dime!...and picks it up"
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: newman on November 16, 2007, 02:43:29 AM
Israel built a car, it's great! It stops on the dime! ........ Everytime it sees a dime, it stops and picks it up :::D

hehe.

You should say "It's stops on the dime!...and picks it up"

There's also the 'Hollywood Celebrity' SUV that cruises over the centre of the road and the white lines disappear underneath it. :o
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: The Shadow on November 16, 2007, 02:44:01 AM
You know it would be one damn good car, if Jewish brains built it.    
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Trumpeldor on November 16, 2007, 02:47:27 AM
Israel built a car, it's great! It stops on the dime! ........ Everytime it sees a dime, it stops and picks it up :::D

hehe.

You should say "It's stops on the dime!...and picks it up"

There's also the 'Hollywood Celebrity' SUV that cruises over the centre of the road and the white lines disappear underneath it. :o

lol
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: The Shadow on November 16, 2007, 02:50:40 AM
The Jews are so smart, they could build the car with a missle launcher to hit scumbag Arab cars.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: newman on November 16, 2007, 03:07:41 AM
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Trumpeldor on November 16, 2007, 03:08:33 AM
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.

#5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: newman on November 16, 2007, 03:24:54 AM
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.
7/ The "Nice Jewish Girl" hatchback........Comes in pink. :)
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Trumpeldor on November 16, 2007, 03:25:53 AM
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.
7/ The "Nice Jewish Girl" hatchback........Comes in pink. :)

With a giftcard to Tiffany & Co.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: newman on November 16, 2007, 03:29:47 AM
;D I would make it purple....my favorite color of all time!

The 'Nice Jewish Girl' model would have to named the 'Mills'. :)
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: The Shadow on November 16, 2007, 03:32:34 AM
How about a gay Liberace Italian car.  You know the gay Italian singer.  It would be a stick shift model of course.  With the shifter in the the shape of a ..................  And an inflatable guy in the passenger seat.  A perfume stink would ooze out of the vents with the simple push of a button :::D    
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: newman on November 16, 2007, 03:36:47 AM
How about a gay Liberace Italian car.  You know the gay Italian singer.  It would be a stick shift model of course.  With the shifter in the the shape of a ..................  And an inflatable guy in the passenger seat.  A perfume stink would ooze out of the vents with the simple push of a button :::D    

Or a Polish car with hairs on the tyres and under the door handles.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: raiseyourfist on November 16, 2007, 04:49:04 AM
The "money minded jew" mobile that tells you how much it will cost for petrol on the litre

The "pro leftist drek" mobile that drinks up a huge amount of fuel to make us more dependent on oil..

Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: newman on November 16, 2007, 05:21:41 AM
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.
7/ The "Nice Jewish Girl" hatchback........Comes in pink. :)
8/ Jewish Princess 'JAP & ease' coupe with Gucci Leather interior, gold badging and a James Bond-style passenger seat that ejects any male passenger on less than $200K.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Boeregeneraal on November 16, 2007, 06:52:02 AM
Simply put

Jewish Car=Best damn car ever produced! 8;)
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Boeregeneraal on November 16, 2007, 09:04:04 AM
ive been thinking, if were really creative, we can make this into a video!

eg. as was said, the liberal car would be a high oil consuming car, in order to support terrorism.

JTFers, this might be a nice little project!

what do you all think?
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Mstislav on November 16, 2007, 09:21:21 AM
Israel built a car, it's great! It stops on the dime! ........ Everytime it sees a dime, it stops and picks it up :::D

 :::D O0
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Mishmaat on November 16, 2007, 09:33:49 AM
 :::D
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: WestCoastJTF on November 16, 2007, 10:38:03 AM
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.

I thought there already was a Kahanist car:

http://www.jtfarchive.org/kahanist_car.jpg (http://www.jtfarchive.org/kahanist_car.jpg)

Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Dan on November 16, 2007, 11:29:30 AM
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.

I thought there already was a Kahanist car:

http://www.jtfarchive.org/kahanist_car.jpg (http://www.jtfarchive.org/kahanist_car.jpg)



Talk about an All Terrain Vehicle!
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Lisa on November 16, 2007, 11:39:02 AM
Quote
Israel built a car, it's great! It stops on the dime! ........ Everytime it sees a dime, it stops and picks it up rotflmao!

I don't understand.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Ari on November 16, 2007, 03:34:25 PM
You know, this isn't a bad idea.  Obviously, it would have to be a car that doesn't run on Muslim Nazi oil at all.  We could lease it to a Japanese company.  How about the Mazda Maccabee?
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: OdKahaneChai on November 16, 2007, 03:40:43 PM
9/ The Ehud Olmert Car: No steering wheel, just goes and hopes for the best.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: The Shadow on November 17, 2007, 07:56:38 PM
Why can't the Israei's build a good running car that doesn't use gas.  With all that Jewish brain power it should be quite possible!!  I just don't get it.  Why not use a small generator that converts the kinetic energy produced by the tire's rotations to electricity using a small generator.  I mean, that would produce a massive amount of electricity that could be stored in a battery.  I don't get it, the Jews can figure out something, and invade the automobile market.  Could you imagine, the beginning of making oil a worthless,brown liquid.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Raulmarrio2000 on November 17, 2007, 09:10:59 PM
The KADIMA car. With millions of seats, and loudspeker which shouts  Forwards, forwards. And takes Jews directly to the Mediterranean Sea to be drowned.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Eliezer Ben Avraham on November 17, 2007, 09:22:40 PM
The Yossi Beilin Car/ slows down in Arab neighborhoods so that the Arabs won't waste rocks
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: The Shadow on November 17, 2007, 09:49:00 PM
How about a self hating-self destructing Jewish car (A Pinto) on a suicide mission,  with Olmert in the driver's seat, a flat tire and no windows, over heating, and  rolling slowly through an Arab neighborhood to prove how much they love the Arabs.

I wish Olmert would actually be in that situation, but he only puts the common Jew in those situations.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: newman on November 17, 2007, 09:58:39 PM
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.
7/ The "Nice Jewish Girl" hatchback........Comes in pink. :)
8/ Jewish Princess 'JAP & ease' coupe with Gucci Leather interior, gold badging and a James Bond-style passenger seat that ejects any male passenger on less than $200K.

9/ The 'Settler' car. It keeps getting 'illegal parking' citations even though it's parked in it's own driveway!
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Boeregeneraal on November 17, 2007, 10:08:50 PM
Why can't the Israei's build a good running car that doesn't use gas.  With all that Jewish brain power it should be quite possible!!  I just don't get it.  Why not use a small generator that converts the kinetic energy produced by the tire's rotations to electricity using a small generator.  I mean, that would produce a massive amount of electricity that could be stored in a battery.  I don't get it, the Jews can figure out something, and invade the automobile market.  Could you imagine, the beginning of making oil a worthless,brown liquid.

Interesting. I assume that the car would need some other form of energy from which to get the vechile moving(wheels), and then the energy would switch to the wheel source? I like it!
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: MassuhDGoodName on November 17, 2007, 10:26:27 PM
Strongly recommended read for those interested in alternative energy: 

http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/ (http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/)

Problem is the sum total of all energy required to produce an alternative energy.

To date, an alternative energy capable of replacing petroleum has not been found.

Petroleum supplies so much energy per barrel as to be the most efficient source known.

Alternatives to petroleum so far tested, require equal or more amounts of energy to produce, than the energy that is gained from the alternative source.

Transportation is not the only key issue:

Petroleum is currently the only known source responsible for all agricultural fertilizers, pesticides, pharmaceutical medicines, industrial manufacturing, marketing, textile production, etc... .

Even hydrogen requires more energy to produce than is gained after production.

I recommend the website above, including each and every link found on it.



Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: jdl4ever on November 17, 2007, 10:56:10 PM
A Jewish car only has 3 wheels because we're too cheap to buy the 4th one  ;). 
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: OdKahaneChai on November 17, 2007, 11:09:04 PM
10/ The Amir Peretz Car.  All windows and the windshield are opaque.

(thank you all of you who got that)
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Eliezer Ben Avraham on November 17, 2007, 11:20:56 PM
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.
7/ The "Nice Jewish Girl" hatchback........Comes in pink. :)
8/ Jewish Princess 'JAP & ease' coupe with Gucci Leather interior, gold badging and a James Bond-style passenger seat that ejects any male passenger on less than $200K.

9/ The 'Settler' car. It keeps getting 'illegal parking' citations even though it's parked in it's own driveway!
Lol. Does someone follow it around giving it citations?
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Eliezer Ben Avraham on November 17, 2007, 11:21:57 PM
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.
7/ The "Nice Jewish Girl" hatchback........Comes in pink. :)
8/ Jewish Princess 'JAP & ease' coupe with Gucci Leather interior, gold badging and a James Bond-style passenger seat that ejects any male passenger on less than $200K.

9/ The 'Settler' car. It keeps getting 'illegal parking' citations even though it's parked in it's own driveway!
Are there lawyers to notice how it beats up the road unfairly?
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: newman on November 17, 2007, 11:25:28 PM
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.
7/ The "Nice Jewish Girl" hatchback........Comes in pink. :)
8/ Jewish Princess 'JAP & ease' coupe with Gucci Leather interior, gold badging and a James Bond-style passenger seat that ejects any male passenger on less than $200K.

9/ The 'Settler' car. It keeps getting 'illegal parking' citations even though it's parked in it's own driveway!
Lol. Does someone follow it around giving it citations?
Yes.
10/ The Kadima Kapo towtruck. It drags the Settler Car away from it's rightfull parking spot at the behest of the UN sewage tanker.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Eliezer Ben Avraham on November 17, 2007, 11:32:39 PM
As the Malays are producing a 'muSSlim' car, I wonder what features a Jewish car would have (apart from refusing to start on Shabbat).

Perhaps different cars for the different forms of Judaism.

1/ The Charedi 18 seat people-mover.

2/ The reform 2 seater homo sports car.

3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.

4/ The self-hating kyke model with a horn that goes "OY OY OY, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" when somebody else runs into it!

Any thoughts?

5/ The revava car that informs the traffic cops about the other cars speeding.

6/ The Kahanist car with battering rams, machine guns, a cross-hair hood ornament to use as a sight and a 10,000 volt anti-schvartza/ anti-theft device.
7/ The "Nice Jewish Girl" hatchback........Comes in pink. :)
8/ Jewish Princess 'JAP & ease' coupe with Gucci Leather interior, gold badging and a James Bond-style passenger seat that ejects any male passenger on less than $200K.

9/ The 'Settler' car. It keeps getting 'illegal parking' citations even though it's parked in it's own driveway!
Lol. Does someone follow it around giving it citations?
Yes.
10/ The Kadima Kapo towtruck. It drags the Settler Car away from it's rightfull parking spot at the behest of the UN sewage tanker.
then it beats the settler yet recieves no criticism, but accidentally scratches the Arab car and gets condemned
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: OdKahaneChai on November 17, 2007, 11:37:08 PM
12/ The "Yiddishe Mama" car.  Goes around guilting other vehicles.  "What - you didn't like the other route?"

 
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Eliezer Ben Avraham on November 17, 2007, 11:43:25 PM
12/ The "Yiddishe Mama" car.  Goes around guilting other vehicles.  "What - you didn't like the other route?"
lol, i cracked up when i saw that one
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: OdKahaneChai on November 17, 2007, 11:46:14 PM
12/ The "Yiddishe Mama" car.  Goes around guilting other vehicles.  "What - you didn't like the other route?"
lol, i cracked up when i saw that one
"What - you didn't like #11?"
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Alex on November 18, 2007, 11:58:52 AM
The automated yielding system; has an infrared sensor that detects cars coming up from behind so that it slows down to let them pass, even if a yield sign is reserved for the opposing party. (Yeah, I know, that one sounded a little bland but it was all that I could think up of).
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Daniel on November 18, 2007, 12:02:33 PM
How about the Peace Now car? Everytime they come up with a new idea for one, it backfires on them.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: newman on November 18, 2007, 12:31:15 PM
How about the Peace Now car? Everytime they come up with a new idea for one, it backfires on them.
3/ The suicidal leftist model with no brakes, a throttle that sticks wide open and no seat belts or airbags.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Raulmarrio2000 on November 18, 2007, 02:58:34 PM
Just a joke, no aim to offend.

1- The Orthodox car. It has a phone to call a Rav to interpret traffic Laws everytime it's neccessary.
2- The Karaite car. If the driver breaks traffic Laws, he pays no fines. Since each driver can interpret the rules as he wants.
3- The Christian car. The driver doesn't need to respect traffic rules. Jesus has already kept all those rules 2000 years ago!
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: judeanoncapta on November 18, 2007, 05:51:16 PM
;D I would make it purple....my favorite color of all time!

Purple is the color of Royalty.

In Ancient Judea, all rich folks wore purple.
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Vito on November 18, 2007, 06:59:10 PM
Quote
Israel built a car, it's great! It stops on the dime! ........ Everytime it sees a dime, it stops and picks it up rotflmao!

I don't understand.

A "cheap Jew" joke..  ;D
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: The Shadow on November 18, 2007, 07:10:30 PM
Hey Vito, how about an Italian car that greases itself. ;D
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: The Shadow on November 18, 2007, 07:12:50 PM
Now we're even for the cheap jew joke ;D
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Vito on November 18, 2007, 07:19:07 PM
Hey Vito, how about an Italian car that greases itself. ;D


 :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D  touché   ;D
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Uziyahu on November 18, 2007, 07:47:53 PM
An Irish car that uses a raw potato for a battery and Guiness for fuel?
Title: Re: A 'Jewish' car?
Post by: Mstislav on November 19, 2007, 12:18:00 AM
An Irish car that uses a raw potato for a battery and Guiness for fuel?

What a waste of Guiness  :o but a funny joke anyway.  O0