Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"

[Kiwi]

Doc,

Why does the bottom half of the coffee always taste better than the top half ?

And why if someone else makes it, it always taste better. Even if the stuff it up 

I dont' really drink coffee, but i think the bottom part is all the gooey concentrate...So maybe to you, it tastes better than the top.
It tastes better because maybe you suck at making coffee.

I don't know maybe you make it for me and we will test that theory out 

[OdKahaneChai]

Doc,

Why does the bottom half of the coffee always taste better than the top half ?

And why if someone else makes it, it always taste better. Even if the stuff it up 

I dont' really drink coffee, but i think the bottom part is all the gooey concentrate...So maybe to you, it tastes better than the top.
It tastes better because maybe you suck at making coffee.

I don't know maybe you make it for me and we will test that theory out 

Do you put cream and/or sugar in your coffee?

[Kiwi]

Doc,

Why does the bottom half of the coffee always taste better than the top half ?

And why if someone else makes it, it always taste better. Even if the stuff it up 

I dont' really drink coffee, but i think the bottom part is all the gooey concentrate...So maybe to you, it tastes better than the top.
It tastes better because maybe you suck at making coffee.

I don't know maybe you make it for me and we will test that theory out 

Do you put cream and/or sugar in your coffee?

I use milk instead of cream, and I don't have sugar, I am not allowed it.

[newman]

I use milk instead of cream, and I don't have sugar, I am not allowed it.

Does it play havoc with your ADHD?

[Kiwi]

I use milk instead of cream, and I don't have sugar, I am not allowed it.

Does it play havoc with your ADHD?

No, beer plays havoc with that 

I am naturally hypoglycemic , and refined sugar causes my BGL to drop even more when it passes through my system.

I can die if I have too much sugar.

Soo death by chocolate Yummy what a way to go 

[Vito]

Legitimate question for Dr. Dan:

Do you think only adopting is permissible in Judaism? (I know it is in Christianity.)

Chaimfan

Are you sure it is permissible in Christianity? Christianity follows the same commandment from the Torah to be fruitfull.

[RationalThought110]

No, beer plays havoc with that 

I am naturally hypoglycemic , and refined sugar causes my BGL to drop even more when it passes through my system.

I can die if I have too much sugar.

Soo death by chocolate Yummy what a way to go 

What does hypoglycemic mean?

[newman]

Dr Dan,

If I get worms and the Doctor doesn't open til next day should I drag my butt on the carpet like the cat?

[Joe Schmo]

What kind of doctor are you, Dan?

[Dr. Dan]

What kind of doctor are you, Dan?

dentist specialty in the gums and implants

[Dr. Dan]

Dr Dan,

Where do missing socks go and who's responsible?

Usually the "Underwear gnomes" take them and use them to make a profit in something.

Either that, or that half man half goat animal takes it and runs away with it.

[Kiwi]

No, beer plays havoc with that 

I am naturally hypoglycemic , and refined sugar causes my BGL to drop even more when it passes through my system.

I can die if I have too much sugar.

Soo death by chocolate Yummy what a way to go 

What does hypoglycemic mean?

Means the blood sugar level is below normal.

[Dr. Dan]

No, beer plays havoc with that 

I am naturally hypoglycemic , and refined sugar causes my BGL to drop even more when it passes through my system.

I can die if I have too much sugar.

Soo death by chocolate Yummy what a way to go 

What does hypoglycemic mean?

Hypo = low
glyc = sugar (Glucose)
emic = blood (anemic)

[Dr. Dan]

Dr Dan,

If I get worms and the Doctor doesn't open til next day should I drag my butt on the carpet like the cat?

Ok I will answer this question with another question.  What does this have to do with dating?

[newman]

Dr Dan,

If I get worms and the Doctor doesn't open til next day should I drag my butt on the carpet like the cat?

Ok I will answer this question with another question.  What does this have to do with dating?

Well I can't spend the whole date scrtching my corn hole, can I?

Now answer my question!

[Kiwi]

Dr Dan,

If I get worms and the Doctor doesn't open til next day should I drag my butt on the carpet like the cat?

Ok I will answer this question with another question.  What does this have to do with dating?

Well I can't spend the whole date scrtching my corn hole, can I?

Now answer my question!

I don't think you would be popular 

[Kiwi]

Dear Doc, personal question here.......................

Does the colour green suit white skinned women, or are we better with black, red or hot pink?

I was told not to buy lacey things in green/aqua is this true?

[Dr. Dan]

Dr Dan,

If I get worms and the Doctor doesn't open til next day should I drag my butt on the carpet like the cat?

Ok I will answer this question with another question.  What does this have to do with dating?

Well I can't spend the whole date scrtching my corn hole, can I?

Now answer my question!

This is a religiosu forum, we dont' talk about feces here, unless we are referring to the "Black" Hebros.

[Dr. Dan]

Dear Doc, personal question here.......................

Does the colour green suit white skinned women, or are we better with black, red or hot pink?

I was told not to buy lacey things in green/aqua is this true?

Well, if you want me to talk like thith with my pinky in the air i can tell you....

The color green..well silly goose, may not go tho well on very white women but a lightish green ith much much better...


In other words, I don't have a clue!

[Kiwi]

Dear Doc, personal question here.......................

Does the colour green suit white skinned women, or are we better with black, red or hot pink?

I was told not to buy lacey things in green/aqua is this true?

Well, if you want me to talk like thith with my pinky in the air i can tell you....

The color green..well silly goose, may not go tho well on very white women but a lightish green ith much much better...


In other words, I don't have a clue!

Hmmm I don't think that was helpful 

I think I need a second opinion. 

[OdKahaneChai]

Dr Dan,

Where do missing socks go and who's responsible?

Usually the "Underwear gnomes" take them and use them to make a profit in something.

Either that, or that half man half goat animal takes it and runs away with it.

Dear Dr. Dan,

What's step 2?

[Dr. Dan]

Dr Dan,

Where do missing socks go and who's responsible?

Usually the "Underwear gnomes" take them and use them to make a profit in something.

Either that, or that half man half goat animal takes it and runs away with it.

Dear Dr. Dan,

What's step 2?

I think it's dumdeedumdeedum...

[Dr. Dan]

Ok guys, your questions are retarded...comeup with some better ones...Here we go!

[Kiwi]

Retarded?  do you think thats half the problem why so many people are single in this world?

[OdKahaneChai]

Dr Dan,

Where do missing socks go and who's responsible?

Usually the "Underwear gnomes" take them and use them to make a profit in something.

Either that, or that half man half goat animal takes it and runs away with it.

Dear Dr. Dan,

What's step 2?

I think it's dumdeedumdeedum...

I still don't see how that translates into profit.  Gnome's magic I guess...