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Re: The Ask Dr. Dan Show for Week of 12/9/07
« Reply #200 on: December 14, 2007, 07:13:37 AM »
An AIDS patient goes to see his doctor.

The doctor says "I have good news and bad news".

The patient says "Tell me the good news first".

The doctor replies "Your going to live until 105".

The happy patient says "That's great !! What's the bad news ?".

The doctor says "I'm talking about pounds, not years". 

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Re: The Ask Dr. Dan Show for Week of 12/9/07
« Reply #201 on: December 14, 2007, 07:15:50 AM »
An AIDS patient goes to see his doctor.

The doctor says "I have good news and bad news".

The patient says "Tell me the good news first".

The doctor replies "Your going to live until 105".

The happy patient says "That's great !! What's the bad news ?".

The doctor says "I'm talking about pounds, not years". 

There's a new diet for AIDS patients.

Lettuce, pita bread & herring.

They're the only things that fit under the door.

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Re: The Ask Dr. Dan Show for Week of 12/9/07
« Reply #202 on: December 15, 2007, 06:32:08 PM »
What was wrong with the other side? no JTF forum  ;)
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The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #203 on: December 16, 2007, 12:15:56 AM »
So a question for all you guys?  What do you do on Saturday nights?
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #204 on: December 16, 2007, 12:36:07 AM »
Is that guys including girls or just fellas?

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #205 on: December 16, 2007, 09:50:27 AM »
Is that guys including girls or just fellas?


everyone...including girls.
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

"Science without religion is lame; Religion without science is blind."  - Albert Einstein

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #206 on: December 16, 2007, 04:54:58 PM »
cool  O0

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #207 on: December 16, 2007, 05:00:09 PM »
My question:  Can someone be an anti-dentite without being an anti-semite?
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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #208 on: December 16, 2007, 10:35:05 PM »
My question:  Can someone be an anti-dentite without being an anti-semite?


It works the same way. If one is an anti-dentite, then they run the risk of losing their teeth and wearing denture which sucks big time.

When someone is an anti-semite, they run the risk of losing their soul and their life spiritually.
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

"Science without religion is lame; Religion without science is blind."  - Albert Einstein

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #209 on: December 16, 2007, 10:58:03 PM »
My question:  Can someone be an anti-dentite without being an anti-semite?


It works the same way. If one is an anti-dentite, then they run the risk of losing their teeth and wearing denture which sucks big time.

When someone is an anti-semite, they run the risk of losing their soul and their life spiritually.

Geez I thought if you were anti-semite was the same. After all once they get teeth are knock out for it, they need dentures anyway.

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #210 on: December 16, 2007, 11:01:31 PM »
My question:  Can someone be an anti-dentite without being an anti-semite?


It works the same way. If one is an anti-dentite, then they run the risk of losing their teeth and wearing denture which sucks big time.

When someone is an anti-semite, they run the risk of losing their soul and their life spiritually.

Geez I thought if you were anti-semite was the same. After all once they get teeth are knock out for it, they need dentures anyway.


or dental implants.
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #211 on: December 17, 2007, 06:56:06 AM »
So a question for all you guys?  What do you do on Saturday nights?
On Saturday nights I realize that my life is boring :( since I don't do anything. Otherwise, I'll come to the forum, read or start writing something.


Why don't you go and out and do something with your friends?
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

"Science without religion is lame; Religion without science is blind."  - Albert Einstein

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #212 on: December 17, 2007, 07:15:35 AM »
My Saturday night is same as every night I have clients until 10 pm, have my family until the fall asleep. And maybe lucky to have something else  ;)

And then sleep ::)

And while i wait for the something else I am on the computer  ^-^

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #213 on: December 17, 2007, 06:02:28 PM »
So a question for all you guys?  What do you do on Saturday nights?
On Saturday nights I realize that my life is boring :( since I don't do anything. Otherwise, I'll come to the forum, read or start writing something.


Why don't you go and out and do something with your friends?
Well....
My friends from school go out to drink and to parties. I neither drink not go to parties...well at least the ones they do. Or they go to bars and drink there, then go to a party and drink until 5 am. My friends are college kids who like this kind of lifestyle. My other friends from school don't do this but they're mostly Catholic and do religious things on the weekends so I can't go to their Xmas parties or rosary-bonfires. Lastly, the other religious club aka Jewish club: I don't know maybe they found out I'm a Kahanist and no longer speak to me  :'(
So that leaves me with a smaller group of friends who are religious, study a lot and occasionally go out. The end result is me having extremely boring weekends!!!

So if you can pick somethign to do on a saturday night, what would it be?
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #214 on: December 17, 2007, 06:18:08 PM »
My weekends are also mostly boring.  I would love to expand my social circle and make new friends. 

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #215 on: December 17, 2007, 06:59:50 PM »
My weekends are also mostly boring.  I would love to expand my social circle and make new friends. 

what's boring about your weekends?
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #216 on: December 17, 2007, 07:08:25 PM »
I don't have many single women friends. 

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #217 on: December 17, 2007, 07:31:01 PM »
I don't have many single women friends. 

so that leaves you wtih many single guy freinds?
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #218 on: December 17, 2007, 07:37:40 PM »
Weekends can be used to see some friends, but I really don't care about going out and drinking.
For me a good weekend is being together with my family.
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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #219 on: December 17, 2007, 07:38:15 PM »
That leaves me as kind of a hermit

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #220 on: December 17, 2007, 08:17:25 PM »
That leaves me as kind of a hermit

Why do you choose to be a hermit kind of?
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #221 on: December 17, 2007, 08:18:25 PM »
So a question for all you guys?  What do you do on Saturday nights?
On Saturday nights I realize that my life is boring :( since I don't do anything. Otherwise, I'll come to the forum, read or start writing something.


Why don't you go and out and do something with your friends?
Well....
My friends from school go out to drink and to parties. I neither drink not go to parties...well at least the ones they do. Or they go to bars and drink there, then go to a party and drink until 5 am. My friends are college kids who like this kind of lifestyle. My other friends from school don't do this but they're mostly Catholic and do religious things on the weekends so I can't go to their Xmas parties or rosary-bonfires. Lastly, the other religious club aka Jewish club: I don't know maybe they found out I'm a Kahanist and no longer speak to me  :'(
So that leaves me with a smaller group of friends who are religious, study a lot and occasionally go out. The end result is me having extremely boring weekends!!!

So if you can pick somethign to do on a saturday night, what would it be?
If I could, ideally I would spend it with someone special wehter indoors or outdoors. If its cold, I would stay indoors in front of the fireplace and drink something warm. Otherwise I love to write stories on the weekends. Or study something interesting like religions or history. That or I'll go shopping and exploring weird world markets. I take my sister along. So my favorite place is called the "Cost Plus World Market" where I can shop through Japanese lanterns, Thai ritual masks, African instruments I never heard about, Indian silk scarves etc. So I guess I like exploring the strange, writing or staying in, it depends.

Do you know anyone near you who is curious or interested in that too? besides yoru sister.
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #222 on: December 17, 2007, 08:21:57 PM »
I dunno.  I'm an introvert. 

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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #223 on: December 17, 2007, 08:57:51 PM »


Do you know anyone near you who is curious or interested in that too? besides yoru sister.
Actually, my sister is not interested, she only goes with me because I promise to buy her something. No one close to me likes what I like...in exploring world cultures and unknown places. I think some people are more interested in going to bars, dances and movies. I know that Robert Ripley and Vincent Price would be interested in what I like, but they are dead. Yea this must be weird sounding.  :D

Well I'm fascinated...too bad i don't live in hollywood
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Re: The Dr. Dan Show for week of 12/16/07
« Reply #224 on: December 18, 2007, 07:01:45 AM »
I dunno.  I'm an introvert. 

If you're an introvert then why are you so successful here?
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

"Science without religion is lame; Religion without science is blind."  - Albert Einstein