HAVE A LITTLE FUN

[MasterWolf1]

Here is a fun thread,,, If you were to name a new so called church, run by the Al Sharptons, Je$$e Jacksons and the other pillers of da community,, What would the church be called?

[newman]

Saint Leroy's

[Hail Columbia]

Church of the Holy Drumstick

[Allen-T]

The Eleventh Hour Ebeneezer Tabernacle Deliverence From The Great Satan White Beast Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah McDonalds Gimme Yo Dead Presidents Low Rider Old English 800 Club For The Resurrection Upon Mt. Jamaica Express Time For A Million Moolie March Farrakhan Baptism Upon The Hour Of Our Malt Liquor's Perpetual Covering of All Dead Honkys, A.M.A

Pastor Groidesious M. Black

[MasterWolf1]

Da Rev. I.B. Oppressed be very happy.  Do you mind to do some of da services we open as soon as I.B. Oppressed stop off at the bar then the pawn shop.

MMMM HMM
Hallaluyah

[bongoid]

Mount Shabazz Church of the Infernal Schvartza'


                                     

[Sarah]

 

[Joe Schmo]

Our Lady Extortion

[cjd]

Some years back a black fellow and I were kidding around about all the store front churches that sprout up in black neighborhoods. The black fellow that I was kidding around with was a good friend and he basically told me that a good many of that sort of church were dishonest. Many are run by phony ministers  with no real credentials. He told me a story that his grandfather use to tell about how the so called ministers divide up the collection basket money. The story goes  that there were 3 ministers and they got to talking one day about how they split up the church money and how much was of it was the Lords money and how much was the ministers to keep. The first minister said he took 10% for his use. The second said he took 20%. The third said that at the end of the service he would go into his office and toss all the money up into the air. What the Lord wanted he would take but what ever fell back to the ground was his. This must be the system Jackson and Sharpton use for their church funds.

[Joe Schmo]

Some years back a black fellow and I were kidding around about all the store front churches that sprout up in black neighborhoods. Many are run by phony ministers  with no real credentials. He told me a story that his grandfather use to tell about how the so called ministers divide up the collection basket money. The [preacher] said that at the end of the service he would go into his office and toss all the money up into the air. What the Lord wanted he would take but what ever fell back to the ground was his.

I believe it.

[Allen-T]

Some years back a black fellow and I were kidding around about all the store front churches that sprout up in black neighborhoods. The black fellow that I was kidding around with was a good friend and he basically told me that a good many of that sort of church were dishonest. Many are run by phony ministers  with no real credentials. He told me a story that his grandfather use to tell about how the so called ministers divide up the collection basket money. The story goes  that there were 3 ministers and they got to talking one day about how they split up the church money and how much was of it was the Lords money and how much was the ministers to keep. The first minister said he took 10% for his use. The second said he took 20%. The third said that at the end of the service he would go into his office and toss all the money up into the air. What the Lord wanted he would take but what ever fell back to the ground was his. This must be the system Jackson and Sharpton use for their church funds.

In certain parts of Queens you see literally 2-3 of these black churches on every block, and that's not counting the ones in people's houses. That's because Christianity amongst blacks is often a total scam, there is no commitment to scripture, it's whatever this half a dozen blacks wants to believe this means, or this bunch wants to interpret this way. The first church I ever attended was in Queens Village NY in a black pastorette woman's basement. Alot of emotionalism, very little else.

[OdKahaneChai]

Church's Chicken^® Baptist Church.  With, of course, the Brazilia Smith Memorial Chapel.

[MasterWolf1]

The Shakedown Chappel?

[Imerica]

Our Lady Extortion

Jim and Tammy Faye Baker and Reverend Ike could probably relate to that.

[Allen-T]

Church's Chicken^® Baptist Church.  With, of course, the Brazilia Smith Memorial Chapel.

Are they baptised with mayonaise there?

[mord]

Well Al Sharptons church could be named,the church of modern day hair products

[Sarah]

Church's Chicken^® Baptist Church.  With, of course, the Brazilia Smith Memorial Chapel.

Are they baptised with mayonaise there?

  That is hysterical!!!!!

[ScotcH]

OUR LADY OF THE WORTHLESS MIRACLE !!

DAT B FUNNIE rite der !

[Allen-T]

Church's Chicken^® Baptist Church.  With, of course, the Brazilia Smith Memorial Chapel.

Are they baptised with mayonaise there?

  That is hysterical!!!!!

Glad to oblige!!

[newman]

How about Church of the [censored] Foodstamp?

[MasterWolf1]

Church's Chicken^® Baptist Church.  With, of course, the Brazilia Smith Memorial Chapel.

Are they baptised with mayonaise there?

  That is hysterical!!!!!

Glad to oblige!!

I thought they used watermelon juice for the baptising. 

[Allen-T]

Please try to refrain from Jesus jokes in this thread, whatever the context. I already removed one. 

[Sarah]

Today, when i was walking back home from school a preacher standing on a stool shouted at an old woman, "JESUS LOVES YOU!"
She dropped her shopping bag, from fright and was so furious, she stormed up to him, pushed him of his stool and screamed back, "I KNOW HE JOLLY WELL DOES."

[ScotcH]

Was this another startling dream of yours ?? 

[Sarah]

Fortunately, i do live in reality for some of the time with this being a true encounter...........