I can remember watching the previous Dope arriving at JFK, getting off his plane, kneeling and kissing the ground.
My father in his infinite wisdom remarked, "He can kiss my ass".
I was pretty young at the time and didn't really understand why my father would say such a thing.
I mean, the Dope seemed like a nice guy, and I didn't know much about the Vatican.
Well, you know what ?
My dad knew what he was talking about.
The Dope and the Vatican can kiss my Jewish ass.