For those of you who think you have a weight problem, let me just say, that I wish I had your weight problem. I am so fat, that when I sit around my home, I really do sit AROUND my home. It has been so long since I exercised, that these days the only exercise I do is jump to conclusions and make comments that are a bit of a stretch. When people talk about laughing their ass off, I think to myself, "What a great idea." The closest I get to doing push-ups, is to be a push-over. The only running I do is having a run in my socks. It is a lucky thing that there are just some things I cannot stomach. I am so fat, that instead of getting some sophisticated hit man to rid the world of ahmedinijad, all that is really required to end his pathetic existence is to get me to sit on him. It would flatten to death that shitler-wannabe instantaneously.