What is your Height? Weight??

[Daniel]

5'9

160 lbs.

WTG!

[JewishTeddyBear]

For those of you who think you have a weight problem, let me just say, that I wish I had your weight problem.  I am so fat, that when I sit around my home, I really do sit AROUND my home.  It has been so long since I exercised, that these days the only exercise I do is jump to conclusions and make comments that are a bit of a stretch.  When people talk about laughing their ass off, I think to myself, "What a great idea."  The closest I get to doing push-ups, is to be a push-over.  The only running I do is having a run in my socks.  It is a lucky thing that there are just some things I cannot stomach.  I am so fat, that instead of getting some sophisticated hit man to rid the world of ahmedinijad, all that is really required to end his pathetic existence is to get me to sit on him.  It would flatten to death that shitler-wannabe instantaneously.

[ftf]

For those of you who think you have a weight problem, let me just say, that I wish I had your weight problem.  I am so fat, that when I sit around my home, I really do sit AROUND my home.  It has been so long since I exercised, that these days the only exercise I do is jump to conclusions and make comments that are a bit of a stretch.  When people talk about laughing their donkey off, I think to myself, "What a great idea."  The closest I get to doing push-ups, is to be a push-over.  The only running I do is having a run in my socks.  It is a lucky thing that there are just some things I cannot stomach.  I am so fat, that instead of getting some sophisticated hit man to rid the world of ahmedinijad, all that is really required to end his pathetic existence is to get me to sit on him.  It would flatten to death that shitler-wannabe instantaneously.

I reccomend that you eat less and exercise, two years ago I couldn't do a press up, now I do 100 each night, to be fair, I don't know anything about weightloss, I was never fat, just weak.

[Joe Schmo]

Losing weight is a matter of eating less, not exercize.

[ftf]

Losing weight is a matter of eating less, not exercize.

Exercise burns calories, true not putting the calories in in the first place does help.

[Daniel]

Losing weight is a matter of eating less, not exercize.

It's a combination of both.

[jdl4ever]

5'9 180lbs

[JewishTeddyBear]

Of course I exaggerated my case for dramatic effect, hoping somebody would find the humor in what I was saying.  But I definitely do need to lose a lot of weight.
I remember hearing of a study done a few years ago, in which it was found that strictly in terms of health, that exercise is far more important than dieting.  In other words, a heavy person who exercises regularly, was found to be a lot healthier than a person of normal weight who does not exercise.  That was encouraging to me, because I have been heavy my entire adult life and the more I have tried to lose weight, the more I have gained.  So knowing that all I really have to do is build up to walking 2-3 miles a day and I will at least be healthy even if I stay heavy, was good news to me.

[newman]

Of course I exaggerated my case for dramatic effect, hoping somebody would find the humor in what I was saying.  But I definitely do need to lose a lot of weight.
I remember hearing of a study done a few years ago, in which it was found that strictly in terms of health, that exercise is far more important than dieting.  In other words, a heavy person who exercises regularly, was found to be a lot healthier than a person of normal weight who does not exercise.  That was encouraging to me, because I have been heavy my entire adult life and the more I have tried to lose weight, the more I have gained.  So knowing that all I really have to do is build up to walking 2-3 miles a day and I will at least be healthy even if I stay heavy, was good news to me.

That atkins diet is supposed to work wonders in the short term.

Just eliminate ALL carbs. Eat as much meat, eggs etc as you want. Just NO rice, bread, spuds or pasta.

Try that if you want results fast, then revert to a ballanced diet & exercise.

[Daniel]

Of course I exaggerated my case for dramatic effect, hoping somebody would find the humor in what I was saying.  But I definitely do need to lose a lot of weight.
I remember hearing of a study done a few years ago, in which it was found that strictly in terms of health, that exercise is far more important than dieting.  In other words, a heavy person who exercises regularly, was found to be a lot healthier than a person of normal weight who does not exercise.  That was encouraging to me, because I have been heavy my entire adult life and the more I have tried to lose weight, the more I have gained.  So knowing that all I really have to do is build up to walking 2-3 miles a day and I will at least be healthy even if I stay heavy, was good news to me.

That atkins diet is supposed to work wonders in the short term.

Just eliminate ALL carbs. Eat as much meat, eggs etc as you want. Just NO rice, bread, spuds or pasta.

Try that if you want results fast, then revert to a ballanced diet & exercise.

There's a gym teacher at my school that tried Atkins and it worked well for him. So he's restricting his carbs a lot now. I dunno. I'm usually pretty sceptical about these specialized diets that make you restrict certain groups of food. I think Atkins also says to restrict fruits and veggies which is something I completely disagree with (and I think Chaim would too). It might not be good to have too much white or Italian bread. But having more complex carbs like whole wheat bread and brown rice are good to have and shouldn't be put in the same broad category of carbs to restrict. I think a nice variety of healthy foods and little or no junk is the key.

[raiseyourfist]

Hello Yasmine, how are you these days?  I have not heard from you in a while, so I hope everything is okay. 

As for raiseYourFist, no need to get nasty on me when I have never done anything wrong to you.  Speaking of being desperate, you seem pretty desperate in trying to find somebody to insult.  If you feel you must divert attention from your own miserable life by insulting others, stick to insulting islamofascists and other antisemites. 

I just think as an orthodox/bible believing forum you must not break the rules of the organization... When Yaacov rightly said that this forum is not used to chat up non jewish women when you are jewish is a sin...

No need to take it the wrong way m8 you should just try not to flirt with non jewish women.. for reasons i just mentioned...

AND BY THE WAY I AM ALRIGHT WITH HOW IS EVERYTHING IS GOING FOR ME I AM NOT MISERABLE AT ALL... I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE IN RELATIONSHIP AND THATS MY DECISION... PERSONALLY I THINK THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME... BUT NEVER KNOW I MIGHT WANT TO GET MARRIED IF I CAN EVER MAKE ALLIYAH...

[raiseyourfist]

and by the way Jewish teddy bear i only called you a desparado because as a jew you should observe what G-d has commanded you to do and want to be with a jewish girl instead of getting mixed up with other people... otherwise the jewish people are going to assimilate

LISTEN I CAN SEE WHERE YOU COMING FROM....

SOME OF MY FAMILY HAS MARRIED OUT AND CERTAINLY ON ANOTHER THREAD I SAID THAT A GREAT DEAL OF JEWISH GIRLS ARE INDEED NOT WHAT WE WOULD BE LOOKING FOR... VARIOUS REASONS I WON'T GO INTO RIGHT NOW..

JUST TRY TO HEAR WHAT I AM SAYING.. AND DONT SEE IT AS ME ATTACKING YOU

[JewishTeddyBear]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.  I do not tell you how to live; do not tell me how to live, either.  You know nothing about me, when I am kidding, when I am being serious, when I am daydreaming, and when I mean things for my real, every day existence.  And I seriously doubt that you are a saint yourself.  So before you decide that my life does not meet your expectations, focus on straightening out your own life first. 

[Daniel]

There's no harm in a little humorous flirting.

[JewishTeddyBear]

Thank you Daniel, that is all it really is.  I have no love life whatsoever, with that not realistically changing ever for me, so flirting on the internet is all I have.  Given such a scenario, is a little innocent online flirting such a terrible thing?  What I cannot have in reality, at least I should be allowed to have in fantasy.

[raiseyourfist]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.  I do not tell you how to live; do not tell me how to live, either.  You know nothing about me, when I am kidding, when I am being serious, when I am daydreaming, and when I mean things for my real, every day existence.  And I seriously doubt that you are a saint yourself.  So before you decide that my life does not meet your expectations, focus on straightening out your own life first. 

JTB i think you should read what i have composed here....

NO ONES PERFECT.... I WILL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT..

And many of the great prophets of jewish times have been enticed into women of other cultures .... do i have to name them

BUT WE SHOULD LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES.. .after all they were punished for their self satisfying ways

EVEN JOCKINGLY i don't think that flirting with another group of people (NO MATTER HOW NICE THEY ARE) is the way to go

Historically the jewish people who wanted what was good for them physically didn't serve as high a purpose as their final judgment by G-d...

IF THE JEWISH PEOPLE ASSIMILATE THEN WE ARE ALL IN TROUBLE..

[Daniel]

Thank you Daniel, that is all it really is.  I have no love life whatsoever, with that not realistically changing ever for me, so flirting on the internet is all I have.  Given such a scenario, is a little innocent online flirting such a terrible thing?  What I cannot have in reality, at least I should be allowed to have in fantasy.

Have you tried JDate yet? I highly recommend it and if not JDate, there are others like JPEOPLEMEET and Frumster. Try one of them. You're bound to meet someone.

[raiseyourfist]

Thank you Daniel, that is all it really is.  I have no love life whatsoever, with that not realistically changing ever for me, so flirting on the internet is all I have.  Given such a scenario, is a little innocent online flirting such a terrible thing?  What I cannot have in reality, at least I should be allowed to have in fantasy.

Have you tried JDate yet? I highly recommend it and if not JDate, there are others like JPEOPLEMEET and Frumster. Try one of them. You're bound to meet someone.

YEH I AGREE

JTB, i would try JDATE and find a nice jewish girl

[JewishTeddyBear]

ummmm....thanks, daniel, but i don't think so.  not for a 46-year-old, 332 pound, unemployed man.  give me brad pitt's looks and bill gates' money, and maybe i would have a chance.

[raiseyourfist]

JTB,

THERE IS SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE

[JewishTeddyBear]

that may be, but can you imagine me expressing interest in somebody like a single version of malkah fleischer?  she would have such a look of horror on her face and run away from me so fast, that her legs would barely be able to carry her

[newman]

that may be, but can you imagine me expressing interest in somebody like a single version of malkah fleischer?  she would have such a look of horror on her face and run away from me so fast, that her legs would barely be able to carry her

Get a few fake tatoos on your 300+lbs and you'll look like a real gorilla. Some chicks love that.

[JewishTeddyBear]

lol...that's funny 

[Daniel]

ummmm....thanks, daniel, but i don't think so.  not for a 46-year-old, 332 pound, unemployed man.  give me brad pitt's looks and bill gates' money, and maybe i would have a chance.

That doesn't matter! There are people of all ages, sizes, and statuses on there! There are plenty of women who would fit into this category as well. Don't sell yourself short until you try!

Several years ago, my aunt tragically passed away. My uncle was 55 at the time. He used JDate and met his present girlfriend who is a real sweetheart (who also tragically lost her spouse) and they are preparing to get married next year. So no matter what your age or situation, there's always someone else that is in your same situation or someone that will take an interest in you. Can't hurt to give it a try!

[New Yorker]

6'1" 200lbs Athletic.