Black Lives Matter issues 10 demands to hard-working honkies: “Hand over your valuables”

Chanelle Helm of Black Lives Matter

Pay up, whitey! The sad part? I’m sure some gullible crackers are actually putting these demands up on their refrigerator.

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Chanelle Helm of Black Lives Matter Louisiana has issued ten demands to hard-working honkies which will help balance the scales of social justice and combat white privilege.

1. White people, if you don’t have any descendants, will your property to a black or brown family. Preferably one that lives in generational poverty.

2. White people, if you’re inheriting property you intend to sell upon acceptance, give it to a black or brown family. You’re bound to make that money in some other white privileged way.

3. If you are a developer or realty owner of multi-family housing, build a sustainable complex in a black or brown blighted neighborhood and let black and brown people live in it for free.

4. White people, if you can afford to downsize, give up the home you own to a black or brown family. Preferably a family from generational poverty.

5. White people, if any of the people you intend to leave your property to are racists assholes, change the will, and will your property to a black or brown family. Preferably a family from generational poverty.

6. White people, re-budget your monthly so you can donate to black funds for land purchasing.

7. White people, especially white women (because this is yaw specialty — Nosey Jenny and Meddling Kathy), get a racist fired. Yaw know what the fuck they be saying. You are complicit when you ignore them. Get your boss fired cause they racist too. [because if there were absolutely no bosses, there would be tons of jobs!]

8. Backing up No. 7, this should be easy but all those sheetless Klan, Nazi’s and Other lil’ dick-white men [it always makes sense to insult the people your begging from] will all be returning to work. Get they ass fired. Call the police even: they look suspicious.

9. OK, backing up No. 8, if any white person at your work, or as you enter in spaces and you overhear a white person praising the actions from yesterday, first, get a pic. Get their name and more info. Hell, find out where they work — Get Them Fired. But certainly address them, and, if you need to, you got hands: use them.

10. Commit to two things: Fighting white supremacy where and how you can (this doesn’t mean taking up knitting, unless you’re making scarves for black and brown kids in need), and funding black and brown people and their work.

Watch as I run though some of those demands which essentially come down to this:

Surrender your valuables to black and brown people as soon as possible.

Chanelle’s summer Wish List shows, yet again, the delusional nature of Black Lives Matter and also shows they’re guilty of cultural appropriation.

After all, she just wants black people and brown people to get all of honky’s stuff, but isn’t the whole land reparations shtick the file that native people dine out on?

Excluding indigenous people from her wealth redistribution masterplan is incredibly insensitive.

Maybe even racist.


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